My Secret Identity
When I'm not eating pigs and defending the world from their evil plots, I'm a daddy and hubby. In reality I do not eat pigs nor do I have any issues with the cute little creatures. I enjoy spending lots of time with my two kids, awesome wife, and kicking it around the wonderful town of Modesto. I hope my participation with this ARG helps bring some positive change to Modesto and people's perceptions of our town.
My Origin
I Love Pigs! I love to eat them because they are so yummy! Some say that meat is murder,,,tasty, tasty murder.
I used to love pigs. So much so that I was a pig farmer for 20 years until the accident. The government asked me to raise a few of their pigs that came from a genetic experiment lab that was closed down by animal right's activists. They paid me lots of money to take care of three pigs. It seemed like a simple enough job, until the accident. You've heard the saying "when pigs fly"? Well that's exactly what happened the night that everything changed.
Like I said...I used to love pigs...until I realized their diabolic plan to take over the world's food chain supply.
I used to love pigs. So much so that I was a pig farmer for 20 years until the accident. The government asked me to raise a few of their pigs that came from a genetic experiment lab that was closed down by animal right's activists. They paid me lots of money to take care of three pigs. It seemed like a simple enough job, until the accident. You've heard the saying "when pigs fly"? Well that's exactly what happened the night that everything changed.
Like I said...I used to love pigs...until I realized their diabolic plan to take over the world's food chain supply.
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